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- Carla René
- I'm on an eternal mission to prove to my folks that they should've used birth control. I have two maniacal, whiny, co-dependent and I-swear-they-drop-acid-behind-my-back cats who treat me as if I'm the hired help. I want to meet the guy who designed the little plastic thingy inside women's wallets so I can smoosh his head into one.
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